Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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Top comments
hghrider123456 9
Happy Holidays....ALL of them
Misskreher 30
Everybody has that true little kid in them. They just can't wait for presents.
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ni0ve 9
i love the songs
IAmMe204 25
Hmm. Norway & Santa. Coincidence? I don't think so! o.O
Obey_StudBoii 23
Christmas is not til December, but I guess some folks like to start putting decorations out early.
DedicatedNova 13
My grandparents are the same way. But they mean well.
ladybuglet 22
Just enjoy it. It is not the end of the world.
olpally 33
why the **** do people do this months in advance with Christmas being in December? God, that's the stupidest thing ever. Start drinking or going by your friends houses op, that's awful.
awsamb 8
Its not even October..
lanco_fml 10
could be worse..they could be naked
cgart96 15
Would your parents happen to own Wal-Mart? Because that would explain a lot.
perdix 31
They sound great! I should send them a copy of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." After you hear that a few hundred times, you will know the true reason for the season.
ksks1234 33
To argue with family members, drink to get through the rest of the day, and remember (and be thankful) that you only have to do this once a year?
blackonblight 33
I prefer the Lovecraft version of that song, "Harley got devoured by the undead" Even more cheery to sing in a crowded mall!