Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hell in a handbasket
Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Shorty
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
Leave me alone
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
It's not Mondays you hate, it's capitalism
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
That's what you get, ya good fer nothing do-gooder!
Phoebe_Buffay 14
The people in this world do not fail to surprise me. It's disgusting how a person can treat another human like that.
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WellThatSucked89 13
That's what you get, ya good fer nothing do-gooder!
tjv3 10
I think I might of had to maybe hit him with the litter stick a couple 20 times... I think .... Not that I condone violence
Phoebe_Buffay 14
The people in this world do not fail to surprise me. It's disgusting how a person can treat another human like that.
Elfkid21 19
That's ignorance for you.
yawateverok 10
wow phobe? ur stillalive?? wat the ***
hghrider123456 9
'MURICA
Tall_Enough 10
follow him and dump all the trash in his driveway
FMLkoala 28
No, follow him and dump all the trash in his pool
Tall_Enough 10
#7, not everyone has a pool, but if he does then that's definitely better
CallMeMcFeelii 14
No.. Punch him in the ******* mouth right on the spot. I don't give a **** who you are, you do not spit on me and get the hell away with it. That's one thing that'll have me seeing red. I've been spit on one time by some drunken asshole and I punched him square in the ******* nose without even thinking about. If you're going to be that ******* grimy you damn well deserve it. Maybe it's me, but that's the biggest sign of disrespect you can show a person. **** that, OP, if you're a small dude kick him in the nuts then punch him in the head. He deserved more than that for damn sure.
hashshim 23
The abovementioned would kind of turn him into a delinquent. Couldn't he just be the bigger person?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You'd just stand there and let some one call you a piece of shit after he had the audacity to spit on you? I have a little thing called pride, and I take respect seriously. OP didn't do a god damn thing to deserve that guy to insult him and ******* spit on him. If you think letting someone spit their bodily fluids on you without any consequences is being the better man, then by all means, continue being a door mat and let self entitled ***** walk all over you in shit covered shoes, pal. That's not being the better man, that's being a man with absolutely no self respect.
Flowtastic 16
Pride isn't always a good thing. Being the bigger person as mentioned is something to be way prouder for than stooping down to a lesser level.
mFUNdo21 17
unless someone spits on you. **** being a bigger person
Flowtastic 16
People get spat on all the time both figuratively and literally. Losing yourself because of that is stupid imho. Obviously the op is a good person for doing what they were doing. That's all that matters. Let the ignorant fool who spat on him feel shamed because of that.
neeni88 23
I do agree that spitting is one of the worst forms of disrespect and I wouldn't let that asswipe get away with that but what I would do is just call the police. Spitting on someone, at least here in Canada, is considered assault and therefore he would be charged. So, I would say, "Who's the delinquent now, fucktard?!"
grunt_fml 17
Thats the thing - this guy will not feel ashamed. He most probably will even feel good, because he gave a "delinquent" the low-down. I am a mild mannered person, but IF I would do community service and getting verbally abused and even spit on by some jerk, while cleaning HIS neighbourhood, I might loose it too. As it was said before - spitting on someone is not only an act of severe disrespect, but also one of great cowardice. If someone spits on you, at least that is my experience, he or she wants to show you his/her disrespect, while believing that this act will have no violent consequences, because... spitting is not hitting someone, right? So IF the OP had punched this idiot, this would be one of the rare occasions when I can endorse such behaviour.
meso222 8
Sorry but i wouldve broken his jaw. Never let someone walk over you. If you have to have someone else handle your problems, get used to sucking dick for that day off. You dont have to fight to be a man, but you do have to handle your problems without calling for mommy and daddy.
loleepops 10
So in your pride you would just affirm this person's thought that you are indeed a "delinquent"? I believe in respect, but punching someone in the face isn't exact the best solution to the problem. What exactly would punching this man prove? That you have "pride"? Would it make him feel any WORSE about what he did? No. He would probably feel much better about what he did, because he would think that you deserved it. I would rather go up to the old man and explain. I think he would feel worse if you explained your real reason for doing community service than if you went and clocked him in the face. Just saying.
Tall_Enough 10
28 & 74- the difference between men and women
shak1273 2
Some people are so rude. But at least you were helping out, a lot of people wouldn't do that!
worldclassrager 41
First you would be in an orange jumpsuit...and have a warden with a gun watching you...but props for helping out the city...his opinion doesn't matter...criminal or not it has to be done...
FMLkoala 28
She isn't a criminal... She volunteered to clean up the litter...
truesarrif 33
not everyone that does forced community service wears an orange jump suit with a sherriff standing guard...
piggle 9
They'd only be wearing a jumpsuit and have a guard with them if they were in prison. Plenty of people have to do community service because they're on probation for a minor offense, and wouldn't be wearing a prison uniform. So lack of jumpsuit doesn't mean anything
hghrider123456 9
Tell him you're a boy scout......then stab him with your trusty pocket knife
aria78 19
for some reason I read that as rusty pocket knife.....
tiernang 21
^that would work too
FerretOfDOOM 3
Beautiful xD
Dracoboxer357 36
The bad news is, the world is full of judgmental assholes, and you can't fix them all, Op. The good news is, it also has considerate people like you, looking to do something good, for its own sake. :) Ignore him Op, anyone that's looking to be an asshole to a stranger has a problem with himself, not you. You're awesome. ;)
martin8337 36
F his life.
gc327072 31
"Better to be a piece of shit delinquent than just a piece of shit!"