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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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**** your sock's life.

fblife12345 0

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Dude your mom caught you by the ******* balls! Hahaha

? i dont understand why guys use socks

my mom would have done the same thing. FML

all time favorite!!

bahahahahhahaa omg ur mom is awesome

Jakester 0

Uber pwnage!! Man, I read this in class one day and I was laughing so hard I was surprised that I was able to keep it quiet during lecture. Man I still laugh at that!!! ROTFLMFAO

Aren't mom's great?

tayy1234 0

haha your mama must really love you! haha

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Your mom is the shit! That's hilarious, hope you find a woman! haHA , WE WANT PICS !