chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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TXGator 0
What is a footy?
pottergal 3
Football
roxyelizabeth 3
Oh wow. Looks like it's time to leave him before you get married. I can't believe he was that stupid to leave young kids alone at home.
Cole__World 0
Tf is a footy.?? 0.o
kitsune3 20
Leave it to Americans to ask that so many times. It's football, or as you call it, "soccer."
Army_angel28 0
Please tell me you had enough sense to dump his worthless butt
chocolateisyum 12
Yes, I did
dansco 25
Dump this idiot or stop leaving your kids with him! They could've been hurt!!!
Harlequin073 6
Kill him!
devinchi 3
what the **** is a footy?
Kiirst_mt1994 26
it means football
Lysergic 0
Sounds like a xanax blackout I had...
roseriddle 4
Make him clean up the mess.