chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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earthgirl 0
And I live in an igloo and drive a dogsled to school
gorjusthine 0
Oh god.. How come youz people doesnt know what footy is.... Its football/rugby men!
blueknight1st 26
I don't blame them for not knowing what "footy" is. When you take Football/soccer and rugby (which is quite possibly the most manly sport there is) and give it a completely pussified nickname like footy anyone would have a hard time understanding what it is.
tewalsh 6
If you marry him you are an idiot!
ifeelya 5
it's a doghouse and no wedding for him.
lamc0885 0
Wow, can you say break-up?
taylor27000 0
I would kick that guys ass for leaving my kids
devsfunda 11
Footy= football
ACandelaria_209 1
You're not still planning on marrying this guy, are u?? If so, don't expect him to watch your kids responsibly! What a jerk!
diidiimi 10
Clearly an extremely responsible male. You should totally marry him. Seriously though, do you want to be tied down to someone like that??
omerta21 1
footy is Australian for football :)