Today, the guys I rejected for being too short or looking too nerdy are both in committed relationships and engaged with their significant others. Meanwhile, it’s been two years and I keep getting ghosted or in situationship after situationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I see plenty of guys who've messed up on Valentine's Day and not getting their girlfriend’s gifts. Meanwhile, I’m over here having been turned down by every girl i’ve known for the last four years. “I only see you as a friend”, “I’m not interested in a relationship”, “I don't see you that way.” FML
Today, I realized that every guy I get with or try a relationship with always ghosts me or friendzones me, and chooses to date someone else. It’s been a repetitive pattern for the past three years or so. I think I’m just going to adopt a bunch of pets and forget dating altogether. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I realized that even the worst criminals have girls falling for them, and meanwhile, I just got ghosted again. FML
Today, I'm all alone for the holidays. The guy I was kicking it with ghosted me. I went to the guy I rejected for being too overweight for my taste, and not only has he lost weight, he now has a girlfriend. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
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tiptoppc 21
On behalf of the Nerds, thank you. We have enough social issues to deal with the attitude you have and the superficial B.S. you exuded on others. Good for the ones you rejected. Hurray for karma biting you in the ass. So your tl;dr is “I’m superficial and others saw through my shallow facade and won’t date me”. Damn straight!
Crowned Sataness 12
you missed out on some great guys being so shallow. guys can't help their height and nerds are amazing
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tiptoppc 21
On behalf of the Nerds, thank you. We have enough social issues to deal with the attitude you have and the superficial B.S. you exuded on others. Good for the ones you rejected. Hurray for karma biting you in the ass. So your tl;dr is “I’m superficial and others saw through my shallow facade and won’t date me”. Damn straight!
Crowned Sataness 12
you missed out on some great guys being so shallow. guys can't help their height and nerds are amazing
copalolita 16
Don’t judge a book by its cover. You played yourself. I was once like that too. I had a “type” and because of this, my relationships were failing. I chose someone who was usually not my type and we’re married still going strong. Not to rub it in, but I learned my lesson. Hopefully you will too.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's what you get for being a shallow, self-entitled Karen. If some guy did manage to meet your standards, I'm sure you'd make his life a living hell by criticizing him all the time. You deserve to be alone.