chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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mr_bad_ass_ 0
What's "the footy "
Iamnumberfourfan 1
What an idiot your husband is !!! Who leaves young children home alone !?!?!?!?!
silverflame1 6
Sounds like a keeper.
buttercup2012 0
He needs to be shot!!
geordielass 4
I'm English and we sometimes abbreviate football (or 'soccer') to footy!
misterjez 15
Your husband is stupid they have crates for that kind of shit.
tkooker 6
Divorce his ass
the_real_aquaman 5
why are people assuming it was the guy that left? sexist fools
dominoL 7
it said he said he was going to watch footy
furubafan74 18
Because fiance=male. If OP had said fiancee, then it would be reffering to female. Not sexist, just smarter than you.
the_real_aquaman 5
nvm my question im an idiot
cactusdesu 15
What in God's name is a footy?