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chocolateisyum Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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I cancelled the wedding

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Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

Bad parenting is bad.

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Hope you left him.

um, I hope you mean EX fiancé. leaving the ******* kids alone!?!? BIG no no.

Please tell me you didn't actually marry him.

isn't it illegal to have children that young stay at home alone?

I would not stay with a man who thinks it's Ok to leave small children alone.

I would drop his sorry ass in a heartbeat. to leave 2 small children alone like that is illegal and irresponsible.

I’m proud of you for cancelling the wedding. I hope you’re okay!

randybryant799 21

Anyone who leaves kids that age home alone should be thrown in jail. That's child abandonment. Why in the world would you want to marry a man like that?

randybryant799 21

And you want to marry a man who would leave children that age all alone? Wow.

I hope you put your "footy" up his ass when you saw him again