chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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pyschokitty 0
Get a divorce ... Sorry cancel the wedding . Do me a favor and kick his ass
chocolateisyum 12
I cancelled the wedding
Cathrin 26
I hope you got the kids
ilarsnl 9
Parenting, not for everyone.
Stiffilz 0
holy **** your cat is Voldemort!!!
jibber_jammer 0
o Mo Oopooooooooooooloololooooooo
MainPrism 16
I think u kno wut u need 2 do...
rinieusebio 0
I think u need an early divorce
TheMemaimo 8
Footy is football or AFL. Wiki it.
badactor009 0
Mr responsibility
HappyPickles 11
Gee - I bet OP is just happy the Wallabies won then - imagine how bad it would be if the kids had been left in that much danger, and all for nothing!?!
sameer_nasri 0
at least manly won aye?