Ellencrazee
United Kingdom
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Hunter cat
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
cathouse
United Kingdom
Wrecked
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Anonymous
Decatur, United States
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
ahdeadcats
United States
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
anonymous
Torrance, United States
Trustworthy
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Welcome home!
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
madisonbubch
Vine Grove, United States
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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ollie179 21
Welcome home! Love, the cat xx
Keyman1212 14
It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.
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skyeyez9 25
I remember my neighbor's cat would leave decapitated crows and rabbits on my front porch. She was always catching and killing larger animals.
Pazu_fml 10
So how did those small animals get into the house in the first place? Chances are that they got in alive, and your cat disposed of them for you, saving your house from an infestation. I'd say the cat ought to be rewarded for guarding the house so diligently.
balljoints 8
Actually, and apparently, from the cat's point of view he would be bringing home gifts of appreciation and thanks to his master. You should be HAPPY! :-D
sara_saturday 5
"here's your souviners! what'dja get me?!" - cat
mangaotakuchick 0
I heard that cats to that to show their owner they like them... At least your cat doesn't hate you
Camilleee_fml 7
OH DEAR GOD!! :(
oneleggedbeauty 0
There's no exchanging that gift ;)
morrowsource 0
Damn cats haha
juliettesmo 0
There's a holiday in the beginning of August? News to me!
jlh2283 1
Holiday means vacation, duh!
RadiationNeon 5
Wtf did u expect it to eat if ur on holiday?