Ellencrazee
United Kingdom
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Hunter cat
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
cathouse
United Kingdom
Wrecked
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Anonymous
Decatur, United States
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
ahdeadcats
United States
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
anonymous
Torrance, United States
Trustworthy
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Welcome home!
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
madisonbubch
Vine Grove, United States
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Top comments
ollie179 21
Welcome home! Love, the cat xx
Keyman1212 14
It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.
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Comments (140)
Catie13 0
atleast ur cat doesnt turn dead mice into characters like berry does on dinner for schmucks
Lintu_26 23
Presents...so many..all for you! :)
SupaPantha 0
Cats suck.
kaylapple 1
welcome back!
aligiorav 11
I don't know what youre complaining about, the cat just made sure there was food in the house for when you got back
i_did_that 0
They were gifts for you
ifeelya 5
its August, what holiday?
ShyAnn29 15
In Europe it means vacation
drloves69 4
you call the small decomposing animals I call it free pest control
perdix 31
It's better than composing small animals; rodents and other vermin write boring, bland music with too much emphasis on clarinets and a ludicrous number of piccolo trills. And then you have to pretend to like it or they cry like a guy who can't unhook a bra.
skyeyez9 25
Is say the cat deserves a huge salmon for dinner! If those mice or rats were left to their own devices, they can spread disease and destroy your home.