Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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Today, I unintentionally came out as bi to my boss. He said he's fine with it and doesn't care either way, only that there is too much "gay propaganda" in the world and it shouldn't be shown and talked about so much. He also doesn't understand why I was reluctant to talk about my sexuality before. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
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Advance 57
Well, Loki's a bit more than just bi. He likes animals too, horses for example.
phybreawptic 13
Maybe he's just dumb and/or lacks awareness
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Advance 57
Well, Loki's a bit more than just bi. He likes animals too, horses for example.
Nikki 17
Is mansplaning ever really correct?
phybreawptic 13
Maybe he's just dumb and/or lacks awareness
BurnInDemonFire 39
Not gonna lie, I thought Loki was pan.
kfchicken 31
alright and what's the issue? since he's your boyfriend he likes you so he obviously isn't trying to hurt you. so instead of being insulted by his "mansplaning" who not teach him? being conditional especially with people close to you isn't doing you or your community any good. for the record, Loki can change his gender and species at will and it's rarely depicted in the form he was born so good luck labeling him.
Grizz8831 14
first what's your definition of mansplaining (it isn't just a man explaining something) my sister has used this term before because a male "told her information instead of suggesting it" even though he was correct and she did not know the meaning prior. is he a big comic or MCU nerd and maybe you are not? if so he could have been excited to share his knowledge of the character, and not explaining what BI means... sometimes people are just trying to share the things they love, even if they share with someone who already knows. either way, maybe talk to him about your feelings before being judgy. probably didn't mean anything by it.