Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my husband and I cleaned our house. We swept, mopped, vacuumed, dusted, and scrubbed. We moved the furniture and got in the cracks. We were extremely thorough. At 9 p.m., our cat had diarrhea and he got it all over himself. He didn't know what to do, so he ran through the house, spraying poop everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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LolPieRofl 11
Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!
alice_in_mordor 21
A cat-burglar perhaps?
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Comments (56)
MDTeddy 13
Someone owns a key to the house. This why when I move out nobody is getting a key
WonkeyDonkey 10
That really sucks! Cat shit smells so bad...... So how'd it get in and what's it been eating for the two weeks? :/
AdamsNumberOne 16
u might own dogs and that was dog poop?
dftba 13
Sounds like you've got a squatter.
Satoaoi 13
you do now. and unfortunately it's not house trained
BobbieH 19
Cat invasion!!!! Run, run now!!! That's awful, if you had cats you'd have to expect and deal with this, but you've never owned a cat. Someone thinks they're funny or you've really pissed someone off! Who has keys to your place?
Smage 3
Then who was the poop?
rachel_h 14
That. Is. Creeeeepy. Haha
banemask 14
Lock your doors
Themaid 13
Then how did you know it was cat poop?