Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Inspired22 11
Hmm...and your mother didn't think it was strange that he used her as the messenger of your breakup?
Zmeilerr 22
If he can't tell you in person, he's obviously not worth it. Communication is key in a relationship.
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Comments (58)
happyhak 5
Ha ha ha! This doesn't sound like a FML at all! As a matter of fact, it sounds like you dodged a bullet! What guy can't even break up with his girlfriend face-to-face? Better yet, what guy has to break up with his girlfriend through her own parents? That is just low and sad...I really want to know how long it will take him to find another girlfriend...
Gemini253 0
What a pussy
MissSmileyFace 0
Wow.."smooth", dude.
jweb1434 6
So he wasn't man enough to tell you? You're lucky that you don't have to be with that loser anymore
doglover100 29
He's a dick if he can't do it himself.
NamelessFace 22
Sorry, but but 6th graders shouldn't be on this website. Oh, you're not in sixth grade? I couldn't tell based on your boyfriend's behavior.
fantasyworld 39
He's a coward. How were your parents fine with being the ones to tell you that your relationship is over?