Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Inspired22 11
Hmm...and your mother didn't think it was strange that he used her as the messenger of your breakup?
Zmeilerr 22
If he can't tell you in person, he's obviously not worth it. Communication is key in a relationship.
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Comments (58)
IsBitchBetter 1
Not much of a loss IMO. He's obviously chickenshit and doesn't have the balls to breakup with you face to face.
afinch18 0
I would of ran out the house and whooped his ass #just saying
marial9na 0
if my guy did that to me, my parents would kick his sorry ass for didnt have the guts to tell me face to face... what a moron...
NinjaCookie 0
wow.. good to know your mom cares so much.. you'd think she'd say something.. or refuse to dump you for him at the very least.
leeesuhhh 0
JACKASS
thebigslim 13
Well, at least you have possession of his balls now.... since he couldn't use them to tell you it's over, he dropped by to give them to your mom.
SabyTheDevil 0
what a coward!
CoconutBizkit 3
Well OP , you shouldn't feel bad at all. That only shows he didn't have any balls.
kitkatkool14 8
he's a coward
CumShott 0
Dude has no balls. Who does that? You're much better off.