Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...
darwinism 30
So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.
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Comments (80)
Enslaved 38
He should have just said, "You better. You better, you better, you bet". Menstruating makes me write such comments. :P
katties 27
My boyfriend was a little like that before... although he never called me needy. When he lived at home, his mom never interrupted him in the middle of video games, so he reacted in a totally inadequate way when I did. I talked to him about it and over time, he learnt how to calmly handle such situations, and I learnt when to not interrupt him, so he wouldn't be in a bad mood - I think that's a win-win :)
shins 7
Needy bitch.
EBIEDINDAR 0
He doesn't deserve you...Dump him and move on
hotshot0185 15
Never interrupt an online game
avaeba 14
Might want to rethink that engagement. Anyone who will simultaneously mistake affection for neediness, get angry, then blame your period doesn't sound mature enough for marriage.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I agree with you!
SpamPam 18
A thumbs up will suffice as an expression of agreement
DKjazz 20
It's cool that he plays online games, if that's his prerogative. It's pretty disappointing that he reacted that way to a genuine act of affection, but calling you needy and blaming it on menstruation, I don't know, that's pretty low, don't you think?
journeytotheend 16
Well there is a huge question here, weather I'm going to say FYL or YDI... What video game was he playing
sexyboi1985 27
Cold or hot or whether ?
DollyDope 17
If he was that involved with the game, why bother answering the phone ?
GoodLookingGeese 10
I'm not sure if you noticed, you cut yourself a little. Looks like a mosquito bite or something ;)
grahmagog 14
We can be ungrateful......sorry OP
LadyNatasha 4
Hopefully he was just pissed off and will apologize later... FYL.