Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
bv2332 10
Why do you have $100 sunglasses?
Lomus 24
I don't see why you don't take your 3D glasses home anyway, it saves you from having to pay for more (I don't know how it is in Canada, but here in the UK they make you pay about a quid for them).
Exhayle 20
In Australia, they're about $3.00. You're right, it's a good idea to keep them.
KamenRiderClive 9
In the US, at the very least, they don't charge you separately for the glasses. The tickets for the films are just much more expensive.
Lomus 24
It's the same here, tickets are more expensive, but they still charge you for the glasses as well.
glabberfasted 16
Polarized lenses and UV rays. I suggest you do some research on both.
vikky538 29
ooch..that hurts...when u figured it out.. sorry OP.. I hope you have a 3d TV at home to make use of the glasses
CoolWhip025 8
That's what you get for stealing
kingdomgirl94 29
What the ****? I hope this was a bad attempt at humor or and not blatant stupidity...
The_Hula_Monster 10
You should go back to the theater and explain yourself, OP! I'm sure you can get your shades back.
mchmelev1993 10
Aww shit major fail
BradTheBrony 19
"Durr durr ydi hundred dollar hurr" -The FML Commentors. One word: PRE. SCRIP. TION. Or maybe they were expensive sunglasses because they work well, and block non-visible wavelengths of light that can be harmful to your eyes. But news flash, guys: people aren't evil for having disposable income.
TheMathMajor 26
Well sure, but if you're going to spend that much on sunglasses you really need to be more careful with them.
kellyem2 20
They go through all those glasses to repackage them for other movies. Hopefully if you talk to the theater you can get them back.
PossiblyInDanger 24
You can get polarized lenses for $15.