Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
SirMichael 13
YDI for having $100 sunglasses, why the **** would you buy shit like that? You know they're no better than $10 sunglasses right?
glabberfasted 16
$10 sunglasses aren't polarized. $100+ ones are. Anything cheaper than $50 is just as good as squinting. They don't protect your eyes from anything.
PossiblyInDanger 24
Actually, mine were $15 and are polarized.
Reality_bites 14
I feel a bit sorry for the person who isn't going to get to see their movie in 3D now when they get the OP's sunglasses instead of the correct ones.
DaisyDanger 7
I am hoping they were atleast prescription sunglasses for that much money
BeastOfJupiter 7
I was right about to comment about this, so I'm posting it here. Mine came out to just over $100, but they're prescription lenses. I cannot fathom spending that much on run-of-the mill shades.
Dcm210 19
YDI for paying $100 for sunglasses, unless they had Bluetooth too.
Krissey_DJ 16
Who the hell spends $100 dollars on sunglasses?
sacrosanct2 23
ydi for having $100 sunglasses poser
glabberfasted 16
What the hell is a poser?
Exhayle 20
What $100 sunglasses look like thin cheap plastic? Are they fake?
worldclassrager 41
It's a possible they didn't recycle yet you can get them back...
geminidragon01 9
okay sorry but huge face palm. why in the name of common sense did you not just return to the theatre and get them from the bin? they would have let you.
slyde32 12
the amount of YDI's is crazy, OP may have had to buy $100 sunglasses due to prescription, he may not have brought them at all, they may be a gift from a significant other, and if he went to the movies with a partner, chances are he'd be talking to that person and put his glasses in the box without thinking at all, it's easily done. Although I would've left my sun glasses in my car if I was gonna spend the next two hours or so in a dark room.
raphanne_fml 33
Even if he did buy expensive sunglasses, who cares? It's his money; he can buy whatever the hell he wants. I don't understand why so many people seem to care. It's not going to impact their lives in anyway. Live and let live.
slyde32 12
exactly, it didn't cost me any money, so it's none of my concern how much he spends on them, I wouldn't spend that much on sun glasses though, I lose all mine, one pair even ended up on the bottom of the ocean
Braveltoaster 6
Hey I FOUND a pair of sunglasses on the bottom of the ocean!