Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
erypto 8
You're actually retarded. 100 dpllars for sunglasses?
LarissaT18 18
YDI For buying 100$ sunglasses...
squarecircles 13
Maybe the universe decided that your life was a bit too 2 dimensional and that you need 3d glasses instead.
mia_marie01 11
I work at a theater just call them we never do anything with our glasses immediately. Sorry to hear that happened op!
axeno 7
You don't need some stupid $100 fkn glasses. YDI for wasting your money on something you could get for $5.
Lomus 24
Disagree. Go for something like $20, at least then you've actually paid for a proper amount of goods.
maplecandy 7
Don't panic mate, just go back to the theatre and tell them what happened. They'll get your glasses out for you and you can all have a laugh.
mattrd_fml 31
YDI for spending $100 on sunglasses.
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
For not recycling the 3D glasses... karma?
sunshineb81 16
You missed the whole point. Reread the FML.
TheDoctorFro 21
You deserve it for spending 100 bucks on freakin sunglasses.
SuperStormCindy 8
YDI for being dumb enough to spend $100 on sunglasses