Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
xxsakuraxx 29
YDI for having sunglasses that cost $100.
Black_Fang_ 6
Why would you pay $100 for sunglasses?
ranzan 7
I hate it when sun glasses cost that much
5destroyer35 20
They only cost that much because people will buy them. If people demanded the cost of manufacture, and I mean everyone, things would be different.
sleepyglowstar 32
Yay!! Glad you got them back!!
hnmcrazy 1
I've done it but not with 100 dollar sunglasses who the heck spends that much on sunglasses
ranzan 7
I find the story funny XD
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did you not notice they were your 3D glasses? They look and feel different; they're big enough to cover regular eyeglasses (I know, because I wear regular glasses). And why would anyone spend $100 on sunglasses (unless they were prescription, because those are expensive)? YDI for not being more observant.
x407demonx 7
Oh poor you. Who pays $100 for sunglasses?
Jennifer1996 1
That's why I don't buy expensive sun glasses
ENSanity1990 4
Sucks for you!
LifeHurts1134 4
"I brought $100 sunglasses. FML"