ouch
Livonia, United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
kingpin9219
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Public freakout
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
takeshi
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Top comments
watermelon_bae 15
Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....
SOILEDIT 51
Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.
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Comments (68)
merkos 5
Sue her for assault
rnazar 2
She confirmed that you made the right decision.
pyroman1127 6
I used to do that to myself with plastic forks they just shatter and it doesn't hurt at all. Don't be a bitch.
TMO2142 25
Oooo i wonder if i know you here!
arrow007archer 19
She was probably just asking for you to fork over her stuff... I do not blame you if you down vote this.
schwartzasher 2
at least she is your ex and you got rid of her when u did
Caprica323 5
I think you got out at the right time.
protospartan065 6
"Women are incapable of being an abusive partner in a relationship"
Kill Me Please!!! 9
Seriously? YDI so much. I wouldn't per say stab you with anything (or go very violent for that matter), but seriously, if you dumped her without a reason, then YDI. Hence the username, I am going through something like this. I got dumped for no particular reason (and my ex still likes me, soo....) (p.s. the username was just a joke between me and a friend, who I have told about the break up. I litterally just asked her what would be a good username, and that's what she said. I should probably get a new username. ???)