ouch
Livonia, United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
kingpin9219
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Public freakout
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
takeshi
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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watermelon_bae 15
Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....
SOILEDIT 51
Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.
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Comments (68)
ThrottleJockey 36
Who doesn't like to end their relationship with one last rough forking?
1mo2mo 12
Really? We are doing this now? Why u do dis?
UsernameHate 7
At least it wasn't in the eye with a metal knife like in hot tub time machine.
brenton490 19
I guess that put a fork into the road for being mutual friends afterwards...
NoWayItsReal 9
Hot tub time machine
jonasamaya 4
sue her for assult
epicgamer 18
Take her to court and sue her for the damage she did and also get her locked up so she doesn't hurt you or anyone else again.
rhymeswithmayo 4
OP should at least report the incident to the police so they have a record of violent behavior. It helps them take it more seriously if they get a call about her in the future.
TheSir022 9
lawsuit...
Chris_1414 21
Definitely a fork your life
loki0101 2
Her physical violence is a very good indicator you did the right thing.
connorhperkins 9
If the sexes were flipped someone would be screaming domestic assault and rape
Kill Me Please!!! 9
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F-ing A* Off)