ouch
Livonia, United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
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Mouhahaa
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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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kingpin9219
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
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Anonymous
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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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watermelon_bae 15
Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....
SOILEDIT 51
Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.
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Comments (68)
Mister_Lister 5
Was that her last resort?
sillymama 21
What I find interesting about all of this is: Had OP been a woman who had been stabbed with a fork, the police would have been called and he'd be in jail for assault. Since the attacked is a guy, she gets to go home and cry, single, but not in jail. I think the double standard people have about relationship violence is just wrong. Sorry OP. That's terrible.
misspanda_fml 7
That sounds like Hot Tub Time Machine lol. But sorry to hear that OP. :/ I hope your hand is ok.
TheNewGuy03 29
She took your advice to stick a fork in it a bit too literally
jimeple 12
And people wonder why we breakup through text.
ChiefKoala 30
You dodged the bullet on that one. Much unfortunately though, you didn't dodge the evil plastic fork. But Seriously though i think it's a good thing you did that. if she got angry enough to stab you with a plastic fork, i would watch out in the future. It may a knife to you or your tires next.
Nickimariek 20
Way to go michigander xD
deltax 8
what the fork!
mitch2293 3
Hot tub time machine??
Tristian9099 8
Smack the shit out of her!