WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
BoredRunner42
United States
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Swiifty_fml 9
Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)
MartiOan 8
I bet you didn't see that coming...
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Comments (84)
Swiifty_fml 9
Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)
puggypark 14
Don't feel bad OP, she's not the right girl and she's a bitch
Nevermind212 11
kick her to that corner where the dogs died
jesustitts 20
CORNER OF DEATH.
jbones24 22
sounds like he gave her an easy out, unintentionally of course
BillyJones 4
than* her. otherwise it seems like he would find someone better then go back to her lol.
lwonderful 11
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Chanti_fml 26
Awful timing!
OscarDV 8
I want to know what they were talking about for him to ask that question and her just leave. There's got to be more to this
jesustitts 20
There's always more to these FMLs. For all we know OP could be an awful boyfriend and she just needed good timing to finally break up with him. Or she could be cheating and planned to break up with him and this just happened to be the perfect opportunity!
zed34 18
I'm sure that's her loss OP. cheer up!
ViRepz 28
Maybe she dumped him for your muscles.
MartiOan 8
I bet you didn't see that coming...
ryanthecheeseguy 18
What an asswaffle. Op can do better than her.
Treveyon56 14
Please not the word asswaffle. I used to joke with that word thinking I made it up, then found the meaning of it. O.O As for OP you be glad you lighten your load of one bitch.
TheLittleBear 19
Wow, that's horrible! You're better off without a bitch like that, OP.
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
She's a cold bitch who isn't worth your time. Someone far better will come into your life. Stay strong, OP, and let the past stay where it is.
redwrath 16
Man that blows. You deserve better not a heartless girl.
CorDa616 22
What a cow, you deserve better OP.
ViRepz 28
I don't get how calling some women a cow is an insult. Cows are very beautiful, kind and useful creatures. Op's ex-gf doesn't sound like any of those things.
shorty6823 28
They're smelly. I learned that the hard way when I moved three houses down from a cow farm.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
She sounds like a cruel woman OP, hopefully you give us a follow-up that says she walked away right in front of a bus.
aintlifeapain 21
I like the way your mind works... *evil*
pdp_fml 21
Life is tough sometimes. Keep your head up and keep looking for that special girl. I am sure that she is out there.