Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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Comments (217)
scruffy_janitor5 1
Maybe that's why? She's crazy
chick011 0
Should have broken up with her in a less public place.
kelsey_katie 17
To be honest, it would have been hilarious to see this happen in real life.. I've seen it on television&movies, but if I saw this in real life.. itd pretty much make my day(:
fallapart 5
32- That's hilarious huh? Seeing breaks up like that on tv and stuff, I can't wait till your boyfriend or soon to be boyfriend to break up with you!
kelsey_katie 17
Yeah. I'm not an over-dramatic girl. I could handle it, and I wouldn't act like that.
zombiekitten87 12
This is the point when you awkwardly walk away. If you broke up with her in a public place in the hopes that she wouldn't make a scene, you were sorely mistaken.
majestic_penguin 0
I have three things to say to you 1. Your ex-girlfriend is weird 2. Maybe next time you break up with someone you'd do it where you two are alone to avoid making a scene 3. Your ex-girlfriend is just plain weird
j_cat187 20
Yid for breaking up in public
RaineLee 5
You were dating a 5 year old?
lakers911 1
crazy!
Kueezy 6
Reminds me of a movie I've recently seen. But I think you made the right choice to break up with her! Just watch out for her later though. She might stalk you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Dear god, put a ******* shirt on
swinglifeaway123 8
Dick. Be nice.