Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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Comments (217)
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Obviously she answered her own question.
randalynn123 0
Great mental picture
nemolovesme 11
you broke her heart. all the douche bags who don't seem to know what that's like should shut up
moworld 0
looks like you shouldn't break up with people in public places. still though, I feeel your pain!!
LifeStory32 9
Women are very sensitive! You broke her heart
SkittleX 0
Lol crazy chicks they make me giggle
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE HER DO! Nah, just kidding. Some people just can't take it that well.
heartyabubblyme 0
ppl do this all the time. especoally when they think they did some thing to deserve it. I hope you felt bad about doing this in public and i really hope tht you find easier nicer and more thoughtful ways on where you do this and i hope u think about what it would be like for someone to dump u in public! ur a jerk and even if you dont like or love the person then at least have some freekin brains as to what there reaction is. this use to happen to my mom and she would be veru confused as to why they broke up with her and she would blame it on ger self! plz dont ever say to someone "baby its not you its me." thats much worse!
BGirlCloud 4
Your fault for dating a crazy!
i_am_that_one 0
Next time u should make sure your girlfriend is normal before breaking up with her in Public????