Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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Comments (217)
summerbreeze888 10
Poor girl she really loves u..YDI for breaking up with her. And FYL that you have to put up with her. XD
mattdm91 0
Good call, dude
Chelles 0
Lol wow xD
zentrus 13
wow....well she should forget you....or else she won't stop screaming that to strangers ;)
saraheve1188 5
I hope she got an answer.
RaineLee 5
Hehe. Nice one :D
mssdotches 17
Although her behaviour is over the top, You shouldn't have broken up with her in a public place
Freeze_fml 17
Way to crush her.
goobergirlie 5
From the sound of it, no matter WHERE they broke up she'd react that way. So what? He shouldn't have broken up with her at all?
Freeze_fml 17
Yes, that's a rational assumption.
cupcakesnpot 9
Awesome! So something I would do as a funny! (:
ItsApril 0
If I was one of the strangers I'd tell her to "Because you're an idiot now shut the **** up!" I got your back OP. =p
naddification 7
Why did you break up with her in public? Why why WHY?