Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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Comments (217)
Sami211 2
Wow, can we say psycho? Sorry OP, that sucks.
lawlwhut 5
Idk, can you?
bluebutterfly24 0
If you don't min me asking why didbyoibbrake up with her
PSQ91 6
Ggewuffvtryi?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
No, no, uduwyroypkfjshah!
RaineLee 5
She's qeyywiebdjasd?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Grammar nazi here, it's "did you break up", please (to the original commentator) learn ******* ENGLISH, that is all, now I must march on.
12vballchick12 5
Haha! O dkkrdvnnjuopphfsa!
RainbowzSkittlez 6
He broke up with her because wofjwlxllckgkksl
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Were you typing with a chode or something?
turkishjew 0
No no no it's jzyrZdjdycycydcbbhdj!
CurlyChica808 4
Lmao! Gugsodjdyskdyskfjs!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Pretty sure he knows now...
Tjcharlier 3
Shoulda filmed it.
overthelimit 3
America's Funniest Videos next $100,000 winner is OP.
fthku 13
Singapore moved to America, did it?
overthelimit 3
wow. i cant believe i didnt notice that
alanalovesyou 0
Did you tell her why??
kzalone 0
Perhaps Explain to her that crazy is only good in bed??
itzNaynay 0
Could have been worse? She could have been one of those " I'm outside your window" type of ex .
decidedlyvague 11
that's the second stage of denial. He'll be writing the post soon enough
Millman_fml 9
Wow you're now ex girlfriend is really weird and clingie! Fyl for being with her in the first place
bigguy123456 2
Grammer nazi sorry. Your not you're, and clingy not w/etf clingie is.. Pay attention in english class..
RaineLee 5
38 - Picture police sorry. You really think it's cool to take a picture of yourself in a washroom with urinals as background? Run along now, take a better picture with a decent background this time. You're welcome.
fallapart 5
38- You call yourself a grammAr nazi? You should go pay attention in English class yourself.
teresa96706 29
O.o.. You're one to be talking. You're only 14
MizzErikaHart 8
Grammer??? Sorry buts it's grammar. And w/etf.....whatever the ****. Now, I hella don't care about grammar but come on....
alfool 0
Hahahahahaha fml team FTW
turkishjew 0
51- your pic is dumb and wierd. Its not like your pic is great so don't be hatin
MeganCello 8
I can find at least 3 mistakes in your comment. -.-'
RaineLee 5
136 - I don't care what you think :)
RaineLee 5
Oh, and as a side note, you misspelled weird. Just saying :)
GwarKitty 5
^^ LOL!
HyphyPenguin 5
Maybe she really loved you?