Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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Top comments
scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
ohhitsher 5
Obviously he thinks your joking.
meintx 9
I know, right, cause wake up lovin' and cuddling is great.
doumtabarnack 12
What were you "hoping for".
theamazingone_12 7
who breaks up with someone hoping for a reaction??
Bibliovore 26
Well, if you leave a relationship certain but sorry that it's over, and wishing the good times could've lasted, you might hope that your partner would feel the same way, or at least have some sadness that a formerly good thing is over. Not necessarily hoping they'll beg you to stay or anything insane like that, but just hoping for something indicating the seriousness of the situation. Maybe.
dRUMsKELETON 12
If you ever really loved him, I'm pretty sure you'd be happy he wasn't in complete and utter pain. Maybe that's just me though.
ReepingHavoc 13
good for him!
Shorty777 4
I'm sure he was hurt and didn't want to show it.
DanielleinDC 34
What response were you looking for? Tears and a "please don't leave me"? At least he's not devastated (or he's hiding it well).
akiahara 14
Just not his wingman, OP.
otecasacid 22
You completely deserved it. did you want to end it just to make him upset? If you're complaining about his lack of sadness to losing you, that means you probably thought you were on to "bigger and better" people after him, well I hope you stay single for the rest of your life.