sting
Valencia, United States
Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Creepy
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
Anonymous
Pincushion
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Welcome to Florida
Psssssych!
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
sting
Winds of change
Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML
Anonymous
Elk Grove, United States
Slasher
Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML
Anonymous
I'm outta here
Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
Anonymous
Spider-man
Today, I tried to catch a spider in a glass. It was on the paper and I wanted it to fall into the glass, but I moved the paper the wrong way, screeched like a banshee and flung the glass at the floor. I was barefoot. FML
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colton_colton 50
You will once you sit down
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I wouldn't be able to sleep... I hope you can find them. Look in quiet dark places and don't stick your hands anywhere you can't see!
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Comments (133)
Arius13 19
If you are really scared just turn down your houses temperature so the scorpions freeze to death ;)
karma_kicks_back 16
They like to hide in dark places, usually areas that are snug fits for them so that they can face out whilst being well protected from all sides. Good luck locating them all OP, hope they are all found safe and well.
KiritoSan 4
burn the effing place down
zaynakins 12
Burn down your house.
Foxrabbit 9
Check your shoes before putting them on and anywhere you will sit or lay down. You don't want to get stung.
kawaii666 19
Hope they don't reproduce quick
dishajain634 9
who keeps scorpions the are dangerous as ****.
ZoeeeGuyss 18
I thought not being able to find spiders would be terrifying.
chewebb 8
Who the hell has pet scorpions?
BlazeCaravelli 13
why do you have scorpions anyway? ydi.