Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Top comments
Darkcamzy 10
Troll grandpa strikes again
lilhellian 27
Was wondering when we would see a grandpop.. So many grandma FML's..
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Comments (98)
grimshaw9 3
Is your mother retarded? I find it hard to believe someone would think a person is dumb enough to do a thing like that then deny it.
iloveryan052710 8
You're not too grounded if you had something to actually post this..
doodlecloud 27
Not to mention that 'grounded' whilst, often incorporating other punishments, only really means not being allowed out of the house other than for school. No reason why OP's parents would necessarily take the phone as well especially if OP travels to school alone.
AzWolf 5
Why not delete the post?
lexi365 20
The best FMLs involve grandparents and elders. This one is no different. Troll grandfather for the win!
daydreamer244 13
sounds like a badass grandpa to me.
steve31789 8
Sounds to me like grandpa is finally getting with the new technology, however posting that wasn't right at all. Very sly for the old timer though lol
Shadow_Blues 10
Am I the only one wondering how one can be "permanently grounded"? ._.U
JaneChemi_fml 21
grounded until he gets a job and moves out? or turns 18 depending on the parent.
perdix 31
Do you notice any of your cats giggling at you?
Rhian00 17
Could you not just have deleted the post?
JaneChemi_fml 21
I don't think he can delete it from him mom's head
AliceisEvil 2
That's the best fml I've read in a long time.. :') hahahahahha I'm sorry but so great