Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Top comments
Darkcamzy 10
Troll grandpa strikes again
lilhellian 27
Was wondering when we would see a grandpop.. So many grandma FML's..
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Comments (98)
AlexiAwesome 10
Heh heh... Oh Grandpa
limitedition 25
Finally a crazy Grandpa story to rival all the crazy Granny stories we read on here.
skyeyez9 25
Since you are already grounded, you have plenty of time to think of some unique revenge scenarios....and eventually go thru with it.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Troll master
souljacker 11
Zing!
Collegegurl 12
Never leave your laptop unattended
Kalnus 14
You left your laptop unattended? No, man, just no. Even among family, you protect that computer like a WoW player protects their level 80 warlock or whatever.
plagiarismo 16
Your grandpa is a master of pranks. And also a bastard.
onorexveritas 24
I wonder if your grandpa actually thinks that of your mom and just wanted to get it out without being put in a home
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Wow, that's harsh. Even if it really was you that said that, I don't think your parents should permanently ground you for insulting them, or really anything that wouldn't already put you in an institution or juvenile hall. I can understand maybe a few days, but, I mean, if you were, say, 13, and you got grounded for 5 years, don't you think you would have learned your lesson, oh, slightly under 5 years ago???