Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Darkcamzy 10
Troll grandpa strikes again
lilhellian 27
Was wondering when we would see a grandpop.. So many grandma FML's..
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Comments (98)
raytyler26 16
Foxy grandpa.
babeababe 16
Old people have to find some way to entertain themselves! Haha! That's pretty funny... Sorry you got grounded though. Maybe play a little trick on him.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I kinda think that the grandpa deserves a bit more than just a "little" trick, since the OP is now grounded until they are an adult, which, since I think 13 is about the minimum age for being an FML member(I think? Been a bit since I read the rules, gotta read them again soon), could be around 5 years, or maybe more, depending on their state.
dukie420 4
That's what you get for using Facebook, I always say
dogpup4 23
There's nothing wrong with using Facebook. Not everyone who uses it is a slaggy girl who takes self-pics all the time - some people just want to be in touch with their family and friends.
FML_14u2c 14
...and this is why most operating systems let you "lock" the account or logout. Then again, you were at home (I presume), so I can't blame you for thinking that your PC was "safe". Either way, lesson learned.
MuseFan1991 14
i can't wait to have kids and grandkids so i can do stuff like this to them :)
CaptainBlack 18
This is why we don't accept friend requests from parents on facebook.
HumanWiki 8
I'd have grandpa deemed a danger to himself and put in a home...
MDTeddy 13
Shouldn't Op's mom be smart enough to know that her kid doesn't act like that? Also, why is Op's mom that mean anyway? She won't even believe her own kid. Has she ever believed anything said? I guess she deserves what was said in that status update then.
MusoManiac 4
Yet another awesome gramps
Jaridmichael11 6
Yet, you posted this while permanently grounded. But anyways good job gramps.