Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (124)
Peashout 3
Just give her a bag a skittles next time
13crice 3
Classic girl
dd1984 0
i feel yoir pain thats y i just get her nothing and take her shopping to pick out her own damn gift makes me look like i am trying and i still get laid WOOT!
underguarded 20
I hope you smacked her with the necklace. It's nice she wants to give you something nice as well but she could have stfu-ed and be happy enough with what you gave her and not turned it around and make it all about her.
krez 20
Escape while you still can. They are not ALL crazy.
massacreman3000 1
"well then give it back so i can trade it in!"
giggleface 4
What a bitch! Jeez tell her to be thankful you got her self obsessed ass a gift at all!
Kelli_Rose 0
High maintenance. Geez, when did people stop saying thank you for a gift. Any gift. It shouldnt matter how much it cost.
bargarlm 2
That's just a temporary mad. Shell fall in love with the necklace and the temper will go down. Nbd really
JinxosGirl87 0
Should have gotten her a "pearl necklace". Costs nothing and, as long as she doesn't wash it off, it'll stick to her skin so she can sport it the whole day!