Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
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ollie179 21
Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (124)
perdix 31
Tell her you loveeeeeee the plastic flower she found on the floor of the bar.
aFreedom127 9
Rather passive aggressive of you. Why would you think getting her something so expensive would make her extremely happy. If you're celebrating an anniversary, then you have been together long enough that you should have a better idea on how to connect with her on an emotional level. Sorry dude, anyone can spend a lot of money, but as far as having a meaningful relationship, you fail.
Blippety 23
Why do you instantly assume that just because the present was expensive, it was a superficial thing of him to do? I doubt OP is a millionaire; it might have taken him months to save up for that gift and he might also have had other things planned for their anniversary on top of that. You know NOTHING about this couple or OP, including how much thought went into the gift.
The_Cardinal 0
Turn it around on her..."That's all you got me? What the ****!? I guess I don't mean shit to you. I'm taking the necklace back and getting a refund, you goddamn ingrate". I mean he'll, if you are going to fight over it anyway, might as well make her right, and let her feel like shit. She ruined the
AngryBeaver32 8
Yikes. Beware of the crazy bitch. They're a scary species. Women are more emotional than most men, sure, but there are some women who can't be reasoned with or helped. They will break down or flip out about things that your average person wouldn't even think twice about. There is no "time of the month" for them....everyday is crazy bitch time. I feel for ya bro.
sparklecherry 4
This coming from someone with the username Angrybeaver.
cmac86 24
Say "it's ok, just make it up to me in sex."
bobslawnservice 16
Women are strange beasts. I'm sure she was just overcome by emotion. Expect some good head once she gets over it. Expensive jewelry should always result in good head eventually or you are with the wrong woman.
perdix 31
You need to drop that ingrate and head over to the UK and find that flower-envying bitch in the previous story. You two will be great together -- you'll buy her expensive shit and she'll finally think she is being loved. The problem is that to keep her satisfied, you'll have to plunge yourself hopeless in debt and end up killing yourself. And that won't even make it onto TV, because it's already been done before.
rattusrattus 19
On the plus side, she liked it, because she thinks it's better than the one she gave (unless she gave you a dog turd in a bag or something...) On the minus side... run OP, she's batshit insane.
Darklord53 0
Tell her make up sex will make her gift better :megusta:
steviesnm 6
Cheap date, I suppose?