Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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IdolChatter 0
So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.
sammy_little 0
Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.
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IdolChatter 0
So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.
The_Pleb 0
Pics or it didnt happen
nando92 0
yea i agree with #1 if she doesnt care enought to keep it get it back and leave her ass
loooooooooool_fml 1
Because you can just march in the pawn shop and order them to give it back. Seriously, the dude just spent 1500$ for the necklace, I doubt he has the money to get it back.
ZleveL 0
^win!
jondivey 9
^^ win
Falalala243 0
^^^win
XanderJayNix 17
^^^^win?
liltwistism 12
^^^^^All losses because you got downvoted.
droid1126 25
^Party pooper...
Jewelofagal 2
Now you know where to put your real treasure (your heart) and it's not in her care.
fireandice27 0
Ouch that's pretty heartless of her.... You'd think she'd place a bit more importance on a gift from her boyfriend
NYUgirl 0
at least she told you man. That's not the worst that could happen. For some reason in find this hard to believe... FYL
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I prefer this solution: "Now c'mon y'all! Let's find someone with AIDS to pee in her empty eye socket, slit her throat, and use the blood as lubricant while we rape her." -Small Woodland Critter Squirrel (South Park)
hahaha6 0
It's woodland critter Christmas! Hail Satan!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"But we've got to have a heathen for the anti-Christ." -Small Woodland Critter Bear (South Park)
sicpupyz122 0
hailthe anti Chris lolz
zabeth_fml 0
Whaaaat. Dump her! That's horrible.
sammy_little 0
Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.
masquerade08 0
This is why I don't bother messing around with business.... I'm no good at it. Some chicks are, some guys are, I am not. I don't even want to get a credit card. Scary things... Credit cards.
cattyfresh2115 0
dump that ungrateful bitch
yingwang19 0
AGREED.
cybely 0
FLEE!
HotSauce_fml 0
Dump that ***** hoe.