Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (124)
RockstarRN 10
Women! Never happy! Except me :))
crw817 3
:)
sparklecherry 4
You're stupid.
cjobrien7 2
You suck. Stop commenting
btnhdude 0
Take advantage of this? Tell her you're getting her something she can't top. Ngeheheheh.
Silentshdw13 22
Ask her to buy you a new car to make up for it? ._.
NoNotTheFace 8
Dude, break up with her. Don't you think people will get a bad impression of you when they see you hugging, kissing and touching an 8 year old?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Uhh... Wtf? That's gross and messed up. Why would you say that?
Lights_Out_fml 6
He's explaining that the girlfriend is an 8 year old, not that op is touching a random 8 year old
rmeyer6 0
I'll take the necklace...?
inloveee 0
I'm sorry. there aren't as many more females as grateful as me..
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
17- Nice! OP- take it back then dump her!
ScarletBloom 14
Fold paper hearts for her during your subsequent anniversary. Save costs.
Kyzahhh 7
Tell her sex is the beat present you could get, it's a win win situation
MrKillerTacos 0
What? The crap???? "the beat present you can get"??
Blippety 23
Congratulations, 45, you spotted a typo on the internet. Give yourself a medal.
mistersheezy 7
Jealousy = no satisfaction
_Vamp_ 9
Well, break the necklace and say "Now yours is better." :)
waycool 10
Heh
thethatoneguy_21 4
Indeed. Problem solved