Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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missy1228 2
don't complain about that nutella is dat good shit
Pizzamaster 0
yep! Kobe Bryant eats that shit before every game
dkf295 2
Today, I bought my girlfriend a practical gift she'd use over and over for our 2 year anniversary. She got upset when she realized her gift cost more. I'm dating an unromantic, materialistic harpy. FML.
figureskates2344 6
it's the thought that counts right?
ceddyz17 10
not too this demanding woman she would rather have materials than I'm guessing a kick ass boyfriend
figureskates2344 6
he has to be pretty kick ass if he likes nutella
ShutMeOut 0
She's just ungrateful. I guarantee you it's one of those things where they agreed not to go overboard too.
juiicypolak 0
Nutella is love<3
SunshineBoy21 0
Well, it's better than getting yelled at because you don't have a job. Wait...
shift_love 13
what's the problem? kids love it and mothers approve. f your bfs life for not getting nutella from you.
fred88_fml 0
my fuzzy little man peach.
flickyourbic1223 7
For all we know the nutella is a sentimental reminder of something. Maybe OP and her boyfriend had nutella sandwiches on their first date and he was trying to be romantic. But if it was just a random last minute gift with no real meaning then that sucks OP.
Jonny_Trump 0
Have you had Nutella recently? It's a great gift to receive regardless. :3
flickyourbic1223 7
No I've never had nutella but you seem trustworthy so I will take your word for it.
DjeePee 25
A gold watch? I bought my boyfriend for our 3 year anniversary a toy turtle that makes a sound when you squish it. It's so cool.
enonymous 9
Does it light up? Can I play with it!?! I promise to be careful with it.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Is your boyfriend the Zombie boy who likes turtles?
Rio_de_Fevereiro 0
What's wrong with that. He loves you and that's all it matters. he doesn't have to get you a fancy gift just to prove it to you. /// O
KRS_13 0
dude, nutella rocks :) i see no problem here. jk xD that does suck though. at least you got the nutella ^_^