Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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DarkHelmet 10
What the hell is Nutella? Not even knowing what the crap is and I still know u got pooped on!!!
sn1p3rk1tty 0
nutella is basically spreadable chocolate.
TigerBloodGirl15 0
U should shit in the jar and then put it on some toast for him. we'll see how much he likes it then
TigerBloodGirl15 0
Spreading...that's what she said srry I had to say it.
adaliapeace 3
Posts like this make me realize how very different my relationship with my husband is from the "normal" relationship... because I'd be totally satisfied with that. Actually, if the roles were reversed, he probably would be too...
bamfxd 4
That's a sign saying you should dump him.
bthomas0319 2
Watch you'll be wrong because it will be something very romantic and cheesy because hidden in the nutella is a ring to propose to you! DREAM BIG
stevenmx86 8
Maybe there's something hidden in it.. Why would you buy your 2nd year partner something as expensive as a gold watch.. How dumb...
Smoofy_Bliss 3
Honestly, I'm jealous. That would be awesome. ; ) lol
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
i actually love Nutella :) stop being so ungrateful, last time i checked how much someone loves you doesnt depend on how much money they spend
Dez31396 0
soo?!?! nutella is the shit