nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
happybirthday
United States
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
moneycatious
Seattle, United States
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
luvizwar
Australia
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
tarynfaye
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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Comments (373)
hpbrocster 0
man, he got jipped, lucky bitch
sailorzoe 14
Are all of you living in BFE poverty? It's ground hazel nuts and coacoa powder. GET OUT MORE.
Augustanna 5
Not your usual gift but hey nutella is the shit! My favorite thing to eat when I'm high
xwestupx 0
nutella with bread is legit
sn1p3rk1tty 0
and it's really good when you put strawberry jelly with it on the bread, yummmm :)
shanvherr 0
maybe he liked watching you suck on his salty nuts
owlcity1996 0
why are you complaining?!nutella is amazing!!!
sasquatch69 0
why u complaining nutella is amazing!!
nutsackmuscle 0
looks like you came out ahead.
Teah9 6
I would be happy if I were you, that stuff is the best
iLove2LoveU 0
oh yeah!!!!!!!! Nutella is an awesome gift! you got him a gold watch? yeah well he gave you a little piece of heaven!!