Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
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ajk168 22
Lmao you ******* idiot
brenton490 19
Hahaha eventually it's going to taste watered down how did you think it would go!
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Comments (31)
WCARlover 35
Did you really think they weren't going to catch on eventually? Gotta go with a ydi big time on this one cause yeah you will obviously get away with it because water and vodka look the same but you had to know that they weren't going to drink it eventually..
ajk168 22
Lmao you ******* idiot
brenton490 19
Hahaha eventually it's going to taste watered down how did you think it would go!
trollcrusher 17
If you're too young to buy your own Vodka, don't make the dumb decision of replacing somebody else's with water and thinking they won't notice. YDI all the way.
inappropes 31
if you did not do this you are boring.
GhostFox 34
Less boring, more like ", "You didn't want to become an alcoholic before you could even legally drink." Which, if you drink underaged, you are statistically more likely to fall victim to.
mrBearBear 11
Or you know not a dumbass. There's no point in drinking underage. And if for whatever rrason you feel you have to at least be smart enough not to get caught stealing from your own parents stash
ChristinePi 36
I'm on medications that don't allow me to drink alcohol for a condition I've had since I was three. Plus I just don't like the taste.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You're an idiot, you know that?
cheshireau 26
I was thinking Vodka doesn't freeze but yeah with water it would. Why have you got it watered down so much?
corky1992 33
Probably replaced it with water so they wouldn't notice missing alcohol. I have aunts who did the same thing when they were younger lol.
reidsroughnecks 6
Vodka does freeze if it's cold enough
samwilliams800 28
Anything freezes if it's cold enough.
Scotth901 22
You should have straight up asked them if you could have some. For most parents, in terms of alcohol, honesty is the best policy.
Iamleftout 1
I am not sure how old you are but if you're hiding vodka from your parents I'm assuming you're underage and shouldn't be consuming alcohol yet. If you're actually the proper age to be drinking and you happen to live with parents who disapprove even if the law states you're allowed to then I'm sorry OP.
never_three 21
Why would parents who disapprove of alcohol possess a bottle of vodka?
GhostFox 34
Some parents don't disapprove of alcohol exactly (or are, in some cases, outright alcoholics) but disapprove of their child(ren) indulging in alcohol. Most cases it's because they don't want to child to end up addicted.
corky1992 33
You're an idiot.