Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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Comments (373)
fmlsaresofunnyy 8
ENJOY THE FREAKIN NUTELLA BITCH!!! that stuff I amazing FYI!
angelice06 0
hahhahhhahhahaha that happends to me a lot!!!
GCr4ck3rs 6
lol xbox is the way to go ;D
supaisu 0
seems fair to me.
houmboy 0
nutella>gold
JJ123456 0
soo...nutella rocks !
gofuckyourselfha 0
idano nutellas pree good
maszaros 9
A gold coloured watch is not the same as an actual gold watch... let's be clear here! If you really can afford a gold watch, and you're dating this guy, you have major problems spotting red flags!
xNenise 0
Just be thankful for what you have. At least he still remembered giving you a gift :)
HotIslandMama 1
Nigella is waaaay better than a watch. you're just bitching. you must be crazy to think that nutella isn't amazing