nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
happybirthday
United States
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
moneycatious
Seattle, United States
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
luvizwar
Australia
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
tarynfaye
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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rockbandjunkie 2
at least you fricken got something ungrateful B
sabrecaz 0
yes... it's jelly. and unicorns fart rainbows
yuridialove 0
perfect present!!
FatElie 0
Maybe he plans to use it like body butter?...
DeadHeadHunt3r 3
How romantic
twiztidangel 0
aw
julien672 0
AND YOURE COMPLAINING?! Nutella is some good shit O.o
babycakesy 0
DUMP HIM!
papayasunrise 1
sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend! my bf and I have been together 6 months and he made me a wooden sign for my business, and a custom engraved light box too!
joa76 3
I clicked YDI, but you don't actually, because you are clearly way too materialistic to deserve Nutella. Why did you buy him something that expensive, anyway? And why would you expect him to do the same? Did you actually discuss it? Because if you didn't, you have NO right to expect anything expensive. You know, some couples don't even exchange gifts for their anniversary. Know what my boyfriend and I did for our two year anniversary? We went to Coldstone and got ice cream, and it was great. We spent about $10 for both of us, and clearly were a lot happier than you were. Think about it. Now try to stop being ridiculous and remember that, supposedly, the reason you're together is because you care about each other, not for him to buy you things.