nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
happybirthday
United States
Who? Where?
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
moneycatious
Seattle, United States
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
luvizwar
Australia
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
tarynfaye
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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Comments (373)
pancakfail 0
ahahaha win
natroniks 0
maybe there's a ring at the bottom of it?...
Dreamcatcher619 6
Take a picture, it'll last longer. Be grateful for what you got, every gift comes from the heart!
im_da_man 5
you got the better deal, you cant eat a watch and nutella is delicious. all he can do is tell time and he has a cellphone for that
taelorrae011 0
yum(:
Barney_Rubble_75 0
do him a favour. dump him. if he asks for the nutella back, you just made a huge mistake. gold watch at two years?! what's that saying? "A fool and his money are soon parted"? Looks like it's true for the ladies too. is your name 'Rose'? is your boyfriend's name 'Charlie'?
jmblueyes123 0
nutella is the shit :)
agirlnamedlogan 5
I don't see what you are complaining about... I'd rather have a jar of nutella than a damn piece of useless jewelry.
bzett 0
Gosh. People arent grateful for ANYTHING these days are they? Something is better than nothing.
bzett 0
It is a hazlenut chocolate spread. It is amazing!