NiquetChrome
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Nickname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Oh no
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
elliebellie
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It'll be a Vlog next
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Sadmom
United States
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Dana
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
dadisgoatboy
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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Comments (168)
soccerstar1996 18
You've never heard of StickyKeys?
dingae 5
.........did you rub his nose in it?
PokemonLove993 17
if its sticky I'm a bit surprised he said ok to letting you borrow it unless you didn't ask ....
Sir_Swaggington 6
It is possible that he just eats while typing. I think that's more likely because I can't imagine someone voluntarily shooting bodily fluids onto their laptop. Then again, some people are weirdos...
flockz 20
it all depends on how many times you Enter.
EUPHORlA 12
Either your son is a messy eater or he just finished jacking off a few minutes before giving it to you...
nyxiny 22
I don't see why this is a FML. Do you not expect your 23-year-old son to **********? You should know that before you go near his laptop...
jenaayy 7
Why the **** would you go through your 23 Year old Sons browsing history???
Ins0mau 20
Um, she didn't. Re-read the FML.
kkrazyangel 16
Should have expected that!
kemando 22
... Or he spilt pop on it? I mean, that's probable