Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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Comments (88)
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for bleaching your hair.. I hate this trend of bleaching/dying your hair..
ClickMyPicture 0
cause you don't look good with any hair color?
Nipsy 0
Thats what you get for dying your hair like a douchebag!
kenjc135 3
How does dying your hair make you a douche bag?
Sheh_fml 25
There are a lot of ways to get the green out without bleaching, just google it.
talktomandybaby 8
haha.i totally get what you did their!!(:
fthku 13
YDI for bleaching your hair. That stuff causes brain damage! just look at #1's comments on other FMLs. And yours.
kenjc135 3
Bleaching your hair dosent cause brain damage dumb ass. It just kills your hair
ryanst 7
My friend dyed his hair blue and then bleached it.. so it's greenish-blonde too. But he's bisexual, so what does that say about you?
RUSH777 0
Yeah. #22 Is an idiot.
mona_is_here 10
Wtf?
Eunomia_fml 0
It says that the OP is a female. Plus, just because someone dyes their hair, doesn't make them homosexual or bisexual.
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
Haha stupid bitch YDI.
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Today, I bleached my hair-" YDI.
xNephilim 19
You can still dye your hair, y'know. Not every dye FRIES your hair. I bleached mine a week ago and dyed it black afterwards (yeah something went wrong, so I had to use the black). Guess what... My hair is totally soft and glossy.
ruca 0
you got lucky you didn't do damage bleaching then. because if your end are fried you can color over it but your ends will still break off.
KVKdragon 26
so raise your glass if you are gone in all the right ways :)
Hexefrau 5
You know...I stay in business because of dingy folk that think they can just buy an off-the-shelf product and do their hair as well as a professional. Granted, some can manage to do bleach/tint on their own, but those people also usually research what they're doing. If your hair is a greenish blonde, you bleached to the ash stage. By a demi permanent tint with red or orange undertones, and...wait, never mind. Go to a salon and stop being so half-assed. If you don't have the knowledge to use something as potentially dangerous as bleach, don't use it. If you don't have the money to see a professional to compensate for the fact that you don't know how to use hair product on your own, then don't change your hair.