Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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rugbygrl90 0
leave him I was with someone like that and it only gets worse
Cute_Cow 4
Problems between me and my boyfriend caused me to just make myself a new myspace account. i haven't had any guys on my myspace (beside him) since i made the new one. it's because of the problems we had i just go with it. im not looking for anyone else anyway, so im just taking away any thoughts he may have. he does the same for me.
chimshar 0
Sounds like something my ex would do, which is why he is now known as the ex.
madyeti 0
Definitely time to drop this jackass.
d4m4s74 12
you found a very rare breed of men. usually only girls do things like that with no reason
Bucinka 5
OK Amber, it's time for a lesson from that sage advisor, Dan Savage. DTMFA. Repeat after me: DTMFA. If you don't read his columns in The Stranger, it stands for Dump the ************ Already. He tries to control your relationships, then bullies YOU into saying you're sorry when he is the one at fault. This could easily bloosom into a restraining order-type situation. You don't state your age, but I'm guessing 16-19. If he is this manipulative and controlling now, imagine how he'll be when you're married. I'm afraid you'll have to share some of the blame for giving him the password to your Facebook account in the first place, unless he bullied you into that as well, which means your task is even more clear: DTMFA. Grow a spine and tell him to go pound sand. (PS@#395: You're an asshole, and I hope you never get laid again in your life.)
brianjman14 23
Even family? What? Does he think you'll cheat on him with your brother or cousin?
keitha18 0
if my guy did that he would be kicked to the curb. get out while you can.
xxpinkroczxxx 0
dump his ass
pwincessa23 1
ur fault