Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Caught10 0
..... and you apologized why?
voicescarrie 0
YDI for sharing your password with him in the first place. Passwords are to keep people out of your accounts so that they can't mess with them.
mogwan03 0
your boyfriend and my boyfriend would get along very nicely lol
FockinA 0
OP: hmm, i wonder which movie i should rent: scream, psycho or i know what you did last summer... remind you of anyone?
honeyishrnkdakid 2
I was going to say FYL until you said he "forced you" to apologize. How the hell does someone (who's in the wrong mind you) FORCE you to apologize? Out of control!
iknowhowitis 0
I wrote a comment on March 12th because that was the day things escalated with my boyfriend who acted like yours and he punched me dead in the face sober. That was two weeks ago, I have not spoken to him since and he was told not to make any contact with me whatsoever by the police. I just got back from the police station cause hes being seen in court today against what he did to me, why - because He arrived at my house where I go to university Sunday night unannounced late at night after a 15 hour bus ride to say hes sorry. It starts off with something small like a facebook fight, which is what it was for me and it became this. Its very hard to see, but I believe I read that FMyLife that day for a reason, I hope you realize what everyone is saying and take the hints, because this can only end bad. I sincerely hope, you get out now while you can. None of it is your fault at all, but everyone isn`t saying it for ***** and giggles. Sometimes you can`t see straight when your in it. Get out before your farther in deep. People like that are manipulative my ex would be in the wrong ALL the time but knew how to manipulate it and get me to say sorry and turn it around me. Thats exactly what he did the day he hit me. He was in trouble for lying about talking to girls, so he went through my facebook to find something that didn`t exist. And when he found nothing, he created a situation that didn`t exist to justify what he was about to do. Which was to beat me. Leave. Leave. Leave.
BraddaKaikz 0
wow can I beat hiz ass?? Haha
rasellersjr 0
I've had a lot of training and many years experience dealin with domestic violence. it will only get worse, get out of that relationship before it does!
lainamarie11 1
my boyfriend is exactly like that //:
sublimetime614 0
he's controlling and jealous. you know, alot of men who rape and kill are like that