Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
justalilcrazy 3
your now in a domestic abusive relationship. ive been in therapy for two years after being with a guy like this. you will never be the same. leave soon as you can. call a help line. something. i hope you find your way out.
thatviolinplayer 0
Dump him then! Hes crazy!
Super_Salo 0
You're an idiot
SheSays1990 0
Yeahhhhh! Leave him
trixiep8693 5
This makes you sound like someone that just lets people walk all over you. Stand up for yourself and leave his overprotective ass.
missyfiona89 28
What a paranoid and obsessive freak. He deserves to be dumped.
sajupt 17
There shud have been a reason. Did u cheat on him?
deeka 1
Sounds like my boyfriend
fml_mu 10
Maybe he read your messages on facebook showing that u might be flirting with other guys. Or he did not like the way you talk to other guys. All he did was to teach you a lesson. He should have talked to you first though. And I just hope that u are not cheating on him else u do deserve it. :)
CherryToothache 17
There's protective, and then there's this. Unless you've given him due cause (flirty messages, history of cheating) there is no reason to be obsessive like this. You really need to set out boundaries and stick to them, even if it means dumping this possessive guy. Grow a spine!