Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Well. It does kinda sound like that.... :/
Skylansmile 11
Wow dump his ass.
OL_What_FER 1
Run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste! but seriously, abort mission and get the hell out of there now.
Attica 20
FYL for having such an insecure dumbass as a boyfriend, but if you actually apologize to him for doing nothing wrong, you're just submitting to him and rewarding his completely-out-of-line behaviour by showing him that his screwed-up method of keeping you "in line" worked, and therefore will likely work again next time, encouraging him to do something like this again. First this happens, and then not far down the line, usually comes the abuse--and even if physical abuse never happens with him, it doesn't mean he isn't going keep trying to mentally and spiritually dominate and manipulate you until he has you right where he wants you (under his thumb). Don't hand over your power to some dick who just wants to keep you down. Stand up to him and tell him he's out of line, and he has absolutely no right to YOUR facebook page, and ESPECIALLY no right to decide who you're friends with. This guy is going nowhere in life, if he thinks like this. If I were you, I'd kick him to the curb now, because he's about to walk all over you, if you let him.
fml491 4
You should agree with him
tracymonster 1
Dump that loser ASAP
Suaria 38
I don't know how you survive. If a boyfriend did this to me, I would be ******* pissed off. Then again, it never has happened, and it never will. Plus there would be tons of guys to delete because for one thing I have a lot of friends on facebook and for another I'm mostly friends with guys.
kittenmeownyan 18
This sounds so much like my ex. Get out if that relationship ASAP for your own good
Yeliab333 20
that's abusive, you shouldn't let him do that to you, you're aloud to have guy friends
cman024 4
yeah hell be real nice in the future... NOT!!